There is nothing more I dislike than having to #2 in a public restroom.. but.. we were no where near home.. and I had to go.. LOL.. SORRY TMI?
anyways.. I had Luke with me.. and I went into the bathroom.. One thing I learned from a friend when I was 15 and in Guadalajara.. is a thing called a "courtesy flush"... so thing won't stink.
LOL I'm laughing at myself for even sharing this.
So I'm in the bathroom stall and Luke is in the little seat for kids.. slowly slumping over.. *sigh* I'm quiet.. and doing my courtesy flush because I would be so embarassed if someone came in and made a comment about how it stinks..
HAHAHA WHY AM I TYPING THIS!?!?!
anyways.. so I'm sitting there in the quiet with Luke.. and.. 2 women walk in.. I hear them chatting *being very loud* and.. one chick tells the other chick.. "Remind me to go poop after we eat lunch.. I think it'll make me feel better"
wth? LOL.. and so I'm sitting there giggling to myself as they continue with their loud and obnoxious embarassing comments.. I was thinking to myself.. OMG I would not say these things in a public bathroom. (the first thing I do in a public bathroom is see how many people are in the bathroom when I go LOL)
anyways.. so Luke is so quiet during the whole thing.. just smiling at me ... and while these chicks are washing their hands (I'm being quiet because I am embarassed).. LUKE OUT LETS OUT THIS HUGE LOUD SQUEAL!!!!.. and I hear one chick say to the other chick.. "Did you hear that?".. and then they ran out of the bathroom giggling.
OH MY GOSH THEY DIDN'T EVEN CARE THAT A BABY WAS SQUEALING IN THE BATHROOM. I was so nervous they'd send an employee in to investigate "because someone abandoned a baby in a stall.."
and what if someone had abandoned a baby in the stall???? No one reported him squealing.. It makes me sad to think of a 5 month old left all alone by himself in the bathroom.
Sigh. thats the last time I use a public restroom.... er.. until I absolutely have to.. again.. LOL
oh my word. I ran out of the bathroom when I was finished.. I found Brian.. and I could not catch my breath because I was laughing so hard while telling him about the convo those chicks were having.
AWKWARD.
Oh my that's so hilarious! I totally thought you were going to say that Luke farted, which would've been over the top.
ReplyDeleteI hate it when I go into a bathroom and it stinks when I get in there but I gotta go.. then right as I'm walking out, someone walks in, smells it, and looks at me like I dealt that fowl odor haha. Soo embarrassing.